Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

Eugene Mirman
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to...
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to...
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In the sports world, men generally compete against each other in a friendly setting. In a sports bar, however, it is not uncommon for some men to compete against each other in different ways. A man who regularly goes to a sports bar may find that he has a competition going on with another man of his own gender. The competition between these men is a form of romance.

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